les-debris-de-lesprit: Waiting for a beats rest in your music so you can push your glasses back up your nose~
I forgot to poop at work and now I have to poop and not get paid for it– First World Problems (via epic4chan)
ALBUS SEVERUS POTTER.
Pickles: What am I supposed to do without booze? It's my whole life.
Nathan: You could try eating an apple. You can always eat an apple...instead of drinking.
Skwisgaar: You cans try, instead of doings drugs, jackings off while yous chokes yourselfs with a leather belts around your throats, close to the points of death.
Nathan: Yeah, that's a natural high.
Murderface: Yeah, that's good clean fun. I do it every morning.
Charles: Okay, guys. I really, really don't want to promote auto-erotic asphyxiation, okay?
Murderface: God! Live a little bit, Grandma!
Charles: I'm trying... it's an embarrassing death. You always have to color it differently in the media.
Murderface: I think it's an awesome death.
Nathan: Fucking bad-ass death.
Toki: Yeah, it's better than blowing up in the space shuttle.
100 Greatest Rock Drummers →
smarmzilla: 1. Neil Peart (Rush) 2. John Bonham* (Led Zeppelin) 3. Keith Moon* (The Who) 4. Carl Palmer (ELP) 5. Ginger Baker (Cream) 6. Terry Bozzio (Frank Zappa) 7. Bill Bruford (Yes, King Crimson) 8. Hal Blaine (Session man) 9. Ian Paice (Deep Purple) 10. Mike Portnoy (Dream Theater) 11. Dave Lombardo (Slayer) 12. Danny Carey (Tool) 13. Ringo Starr (The...
Inspired by Cats-and-shit I took this yesterday this is what I do when I’m alone.
the person I reblogged this from is beautiful.